Balls to your partner

Refrein:
Balls to your partner,
ass against the wall,
if you’ve never been fucked on Saturday night,
you’ll never get fucked at all.

Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness,
and when the ball was over,
there were four and
twenty less.

Little Eric he was there,
he was only eight,
he couldn’t have the women so he had to
masturbate.

The village cripple he was there,
he wasn’t up to
much,
he lined them up against the wall and fucked them
with his crutch.

The village prostitute she was there,
lying on the
floor,
Everytime she spread her legs,
the suction closed
the door.

The village bride she was there,
explaining to the
groom,
The vagina not the rectum is the entrance to the
womb.