door op Once a boy was no good,
Took a girl into a wood,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
Laid her down upon the grass,
Pinched her t**s and slapped her ass,
Blackbird Bye, Bye.
Took her where nobody else could find her,
To a place where he could really grind her,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
Rolled her over on her front,
Shoved his prick right up her c**t,
Blackbird Bye, Bye.
But this girl was no sport,
Took her story to a court,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
Told her story in the morn,
All the jury had a horn,
Blackbird, Bye, Bye.
Then the judge came to his decision,
This poor sod got eighteen months in prison,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
So next time, boy, do it right,
Stuff her c**t with dynamite,
Blackbird, Bye, Bye.
