I used to work in chicago

Soloist volunteer for each verse during the previous by raising their hand, and are chosen by a chairman (or the concensus) pointing at them. Everyone sings words in capital letters.

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE

A LADY CAME IN for a hammer
A HAMMAR FROM THE STORE?
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got
I DON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE!

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE

A LADY CAME IN for a cigarette
A CIGARETTE FROM THE STORE?
Camel she wanted, Humped she got IDON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE!

And similarly:
glazed doughnut she wanted. cream filled she got
power drill she wanted, drilled she got
Beefeater Gin she wanted, eat her I did
ground coffee she wanted, grind her I did
layer cake she wanted, laid she got
jumper she wanted, jumped she got
liquor she wanted, lick her I did
elevator she wanted, my shaft she got
carpet she wanted, laid she got
screwdriver she wanted, screwed she got
T-bone she wanted, my boneless round she got
gun she wanted, banged she got
floppy disk she wanted, my hard drive she got
velvet she wanted, felt up she got
bolts she wanted, my nuts she got
sailors she wanted, semen she got
ham she wanted, porked she got
plastic she wanted, rubbers she got
plumbing she wanted, my pipe she got
liquid Plumber she wanted, pipes cleaned she got
butter she wanted, spread she got
seafood she wanted, crabs she got
beer she wanted, 6-pack she got
fabric she wanted, felt she got
carpet she wanted, shag she got
nail she wanted, screw she got
fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
camel she wanted, hump she got
KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
fuck she wanted, fuck she got