Old engineers’ song

An engineer told me before he died
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
an engineer told me before he died
and I had no reason to believe he lied
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem (2x)

He had a wife with a cunt so wide
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
that she was never satisfied
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem (2x)

So he build a prick of steel
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
so he build a prick of steel
driven by the crank of a bloody great wheel
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem (2x)

Two brass balls he filled with cream
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
Two brass balls he filled with cream
and the whole bloody issue was driven by steam
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem

Round and round went the bloody great wheel
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
Round and round went the bloody great wheel
and in and out went the prick of steel
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem

Till at last the maiden cried
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
Till at last the maiden cried
enough, enough, I’m satisfied
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem

Up and up went the level of steam
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
Up and up went the level of steam
and down nad down went the level of cream
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem

Till again the maiden cried
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
Till again the maiden cried
enough, enough, I’m satisfied
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem

Now we come to the tragic bit
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
Now we come to the tragic bit
there was no way of stopping it

ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
She was split from arse to tit
ahoem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem tsjiddi boem
She was split from arse to tit

and the whole bloody issue was covered with ….
sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses
covered all over from arse to tit
covered all over with shit, shit, shit
What do you say ? Shit !!!