Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born at all
He’s no fucking use to anyone
He’s no fucking use at all.
He ought to be publicly pistoled
He ought to be publicly shot (bang, bang)
And left in a public urinal
And left there to fucking well rot
Higher than the highest mountain (wet chin with beer)
Deeper than the deepest see (wet groin with beer)
Is he a man? No
Is he a duck? Can he fuck?
He is a superman!
How many seconds do we give him? (help Clark Kent to drink the beer in the democratic decided amount of seconds)