If I give you half a crown
Will you take your knickers down
Will you marry, marry, marry, marry
Will you marry me?
If you give me half a crown
I won’t take my knickers down
I won’t marry, marry, marry, marry
I won’t marry you
If I give you fish and chips
Will you let me feel your tits
Will you marry, marry, marry, marry
Will you marry me?
If you give me fish and chips
I won’t let you feel my tits
I won’t marry, marry, marry, marry
I won’t marry you
If I give you my big chest
And all the money I posses
Will you marry, marry, marry, marry
Will you marry me?
If you give me your big chest
And all the money you posses
I will marry, marry, marry, marry
I will marry you
Get out of the door you lazy whore
Me money was all you were looking for
I won’t marry, marry, marry, marry
I won’t marry you!