Yesterday?

Op Melodie van Yesterday

Birth control, Its the only way to save your sole,
when you’re coming into your girl’s hole,
Oh I believe in birth control

Suddenly, there’s a shotgun
hanging over me
Its an unexpected pregnancy,
yes I believe in birth control

Why I had to come I don’t know,
she wouldn’t blow
I stayed in to long,
now I long for birth control…..

Syphillis, It just started with a little kiss?
Feels like razor blades when I piss
Oh I believe in Syphillis

Dysentery, keeps me sat upon the lavatory,
it just keeps on falling out of me,
Oh I believe in dysentery.

Leprosy, there are pieces falling off of me,
I’m not half the man i used to be
Oh I believe in leprosy

Gonorrhoea, it just started with a little queer,
Now its umbrella’s that I fear,
Oh I believe in Gonorrhoea

Scrum pox, it just started with a couple of props.
Now its spread to the flankers and locks,
Oh I believe in Scrum pox

(hum to fade)