Tune: Camptown Races
There is a bear in Yellow Stone,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in Yellow Stone,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in Yellow Stone,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi’s got a little friend,
Booboo, BOOBOO,
Yogi’s got a little friend,
Booboo, Booboo Bear.
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,
YOGI’S GOT A LITTLE FRIEND,
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR.
And similarly:
Yogi’s got a girlfriend, Cindy, Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Yogi’s got an enemy, Ranger Ranger, Ranger Smith
Cindy likes it on the fridge, polar, Polar, polar bear.
Booboo likes it up the arse, brown, Brown, brown bear.
Cindy takes it up the arse, something, Something she cant bear.
Yogi’s dick is long and green, cucum, Cucum, cucumber.
Cindy likes to shave her pubes, grizzly, Grizzly, grizzly bare.
Cindy’s only three feet tall, perfect, perfect, perfect bear.
Yogi has a twelve inch cock, black bear.
Yogi stole my stereo, Black bear
Cindy likes a ménage à trois, she’s my kind of bear.
Cindy likes lingerie, teddy, teddy, teddy bear.
Cindy has no teeth, Gummi, Gummi, Gummi bear.
Cindy she has great big tits, More than, More than I can bear.
Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala, Koala bear.
Yogi got the crabs, itchy, itchy, itchy bear.
Yogi’s got a quarter ounce, Smoky, Smoky, Smoky bear.
Yogi uses condoms, Care bear, care bear.
Boo-Boo pokes holes in them, naughty, naughty, naughty bear.
Yogi’s got a 3 inch cock, Korean, Korean, Korean Bear